I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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