Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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