Ambien. No doubt about it.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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