I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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