Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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