Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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