Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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