I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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