You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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