Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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