Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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