But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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