so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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