You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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