Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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