Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dear god my vagina.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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