talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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