I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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