I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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