in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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