He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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