As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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