I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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