problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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