listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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