How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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