I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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