But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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