By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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