Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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