fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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