trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
it's great music for shaving your balls
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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