all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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