Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
They took my balls.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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