Dual....:-)
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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