i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
this hospital has no fireball
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
