Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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