I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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