we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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