Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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