I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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