How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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