I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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