i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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