i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is Oprah even human
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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