I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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