The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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