its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
