The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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