Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm at about main and main street
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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