Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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