Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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