1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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