yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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