The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
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