WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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