Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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