whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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