I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
In America we eat man semen.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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